|Event Title & Host|
|Make Bank of America’s Money Disappear|
|Saturday, August 18, 6pm|
|500 Olive Way, Seattle|
|Together we are going to make all the money vanish from inside the Bank of America|
|Together we are going to make all the money vanish from inside the Bank of America branch located at 500 Olive Way on August 18th at 6:00pm. This is not a joke. This is a fact. #ByeByeBoA
1 ) Tape a dollar to your head. This will correctly focus your monetary 3rd eye.
2 ) Surround the entire Bank of America branch on Olive Way & Stewart St. Of course we can’t make ALL Bank of America’s money disappear. That would be silly. But we CAN make it ALL DISAPPEAR from this ONE branch.
3 ) Direct our energy towards the money in the building. We must focus as much psychic energy on the bank as possible.
4 ) Burn sage, frankincense, incense, and deposit slips to give us that little added zing.
5 ) Chalk the requisite incantations, runes, symbols, pictographs, and occasional stick figures on the sidewalk around the whole bank. In addition to the verbal spells, prayers, ohms, and general magically injected supernatural sayings; this is critical!
OUR SUCCESS depends on YOUR ENGERY and YOUR HELP!
BUT HOW WILL YOU KNOW IF IT WORKED???
Once Federico has peered into the vault with his mind and CONFIRMED there is indeed NO LONGER ANY MONEY IN THE BANK — it will be time to CELEBRATE!